I was today years old when I learned that Helen of Troy WAS NOT A REAL PERSON!
When I got this gold bikini I had visions of Troy (a la Diane Kruger circa 2002) with laurels for my long, wavy hair and some sort of toga-like beach wrap to go with it.
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Well, wouldn’t you know that as I sat in the pool brushing up on my Ancient Greek history knowledge, I learned that Helen of Troy was married to of King of Sparta (he’s also not real, but Sparta was), and, due to her beauty was abducted by Paris of Troy (Paris wasn’t real, Troy was an ancient city in modern-day Turkey).
Okay, now I’m roped in. So the entire Trojan War, the topic of many a Greek tragedy, the narrative voice behind Homer’s Iliad, and Odyssey, of numerous characters and plays and mythology is ALL COMPLETELY MADE UP.
Blew my mind. I was almost concerned I’d simply consumed one too many cans of High Noon as I sat in the pool reading this but nope, it’s just mythology.
Sure, there are some historical events that informed these pieces of art and literature but by and large it is just simply legend. 💫
My new history history lesson on the French way is now live! On all things oral 😻💋😛
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Today’s history lesson: Souvenir jackets: they’re cool AF and I give lessons on them enough that you could probably recite this lesson yourself.
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Just a little tease. There's so much more fun on my page from spicy history lessons, nerding out on space news, and videos of all kinds. Cum check it out! 🤭
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A little striptease after my lesson on the history of women’s body hair to show you my own body hair 💋
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A history of sex toys: I got to try out 8” stone dildo replicated after those used 30,000 years ago 📜🩶🤓
Cum check it out!
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A little preview of some of the lingerie looks for my next lesson in the series in historical sex toys: kink & fetish 💋
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Do you like my new lingerie? I might never go back to wearing just black bras and panties after this experience!
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I got a ton of new lingerie and wow, handcuffs attached to your lingerie is a game changer 🥵
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💋 The French Way: Part 5 in the Historical Sex Toy Series 💋
The story starts following WW2 after GI's came home from Normandy with tales of battlefield and of mademoiselle's tongues. It travels back in time past the cabarets and courtesans of the Moulin Rouge, passing by the Court of Catherine de Medici and her wild French court's sexual antics, and (as all roads lead to Rome) back to ancient times.
💋 The tale ends with my first time simulating oral sex on a dildo. Cum check it out and let me know what you think! 💋
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Did you catch my latest video trying out a tentacle dildo for the first time? 🤭
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Fun fact: I love to swim. I’d be in the ocean (or in this case, a pool) all day lounging if I could. 🐚
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I create content doing naked history lessons and for my history of sex toys I got to try out 8” stone dildo replicated after those used 30,000 years ago 📜🩶🤓
Cum check it out!
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I did a whole history lesson on body stockings and they go WAY back - to the days of Lady Godiva! Come on in to get your history lesson and your body fix 💋
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As part of my history of sex series, I tried masturbating with leather gloves and now I’m sold 🥵💋 Cum check it out!
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I Dream of Sadie 🧞♀️
A vintage, handmade genie costume, probably used for Mardi Gras celebrations. 💚
I Dream of Jeannie (a play on "Genie") was a popular sitcom from 1965-1970 featuring a 2,000-year-old genie and an astronaut (I mean c'mon, it's the middle of the space race, of course he's an astronaut).
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