It's smooching time! π
It's smooching time! π
2024-02-20 18:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
They say hindsight is 20/20, but what about HEINIEsight? π π
2024-02-19 18:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe calm before the spanking storm βοΈ
2024-02-18 18:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm practicing my cannonball form. How do you think the Russian judges would rate it? π₯
2024-02-17 18:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostShedding my skin (clothes)! I'm a sexy snake (human being). π
2024-02-16 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWould it be animal abuse if I used these round flamingos to practice my slam dunking skills? βΉοΈββοΈ
2024-02-15 18:13:02 +0000 UTC View Post***It's Valentine's Day*** β€οΈ! And I am your goddess of luuuuuuuv! If this picture makes your romantic heart go pitter-pat, check out the rest of the set! π
***Tip...***
π $5 for two pics
π $8 for five pics
π $10 for ten pics
π $12 for the whole shebang! (10+5 pics -- I'm not allowed to write out that number on this site π)
Mmm maybe a water/fire-type combo, come to think. Because I'm often wet and always hot π§π₯
2024-02-14 18:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a water-type Pokemon. Sea what I mean? π π¦
2024-02-13 17:56:02 +0000 UTC View PostTop o' the mornin' to ya, lads and lasses! π
2024-02-12 17:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostSelf-care is important. Give yourself a hug every now and then π«
2024-02-11 18:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostSnippity snap, the booty is π!
2024-02-10 18:13:02 +0000 UTC View PostFocusing my mental energy until I can unzip someone's fly using only the power of my mind π§ π
2024-02-09 18:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostSurprise taste test! Take it out so I can tell you what flavor you are! π
2024-02-08 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostSteely Dan put me in timeout! π£ Wait...does he have the authority to do that?
2024-02-07 18:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostI clicked my heels together but you're still not here! These magic shoes I stole from that witch are a bust! π§Ή
2024-02-06 18:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostI think there's room for your hand in here, too! π€
2024-02-05 18:12:14 +0000 UTC View PostI have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient pickle is our next president! π₯³π₯π₯³
Uh, I mean, the ***livestream happening THIS SATURDAY*** starts at 7PM PST ***only on The Other Site*** (see link in the picture)! Mark your calendars βοΈ! Set every alert π’! Call the National Guard π±! I do livestreams twice a year at most, so this is a BIG DEAL (if you like livestreams).
There will be prizes (free custom, free photos, free month sub, etc etc!), dancing, silly jokes, and Steely Dan -- the pet rooster with authority issues π -- may make an appearance. Hope to see you there! πππ
What are these called again? Broobs? Tutties? Honkers?! I don't remember! π
2024-02-04 17:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostWon't you join me for my morning stretches? Pants off first, though. It ups your flexibility. π€Έ
2024-02-03 18:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostI learned this trick in the Circus Circus buffet line! πͺ
2024-02-02 18:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostHey! Stop *stair*-ing! (do you see what I did there?) πΉ πΉ πΉ
2024-02-01 17:55:01 +0000 UTC View PostMERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! Wait, am I late? π€Ά
2024-01-31 18:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'm livestreaming π₯³! Save the date! Saturday, February 10th π! In the meantime... tell me when this rare occurrence should happen! (yes, there are only two options because I am a grandma and need my beauty sleep π₯²)
2024-01-30 20:20:07 +0000 UTC View PostChest out, back straight, elbows up? In any case, good posture is the key to success! ποΈ
2024-01-30 18:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were to get a full back tattoo, what do you think it should be?
2024-01-29 18:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostBalconies are also great places to air out your behind! π
2024-01-28 18:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostBalconies are a great place to air these puppies out ποΈ
2024-01-27 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIntroducing the amazing Kupcake-Inator! (if you know, you know π)
2024-01-25 18:06:01 +0000 UTC View Post