It's smooching time! π
It's smooching time! π
2024-02-20 18:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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They say hindsight is 20/20, but what about HEINIEsight? π π
They say hindsight is 20/20, but what about HEINIEsight? π π
2024-02-19 18:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe calm before the spanking storm βοΈ
The calm before the spanking storm βοΈ
2024-02-18 18:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm practicing my cannonball form. How do you think the Russ..
I'm practicing my cannonball form. How do you think the Russian judges would rate it? π₯
2024-02-17 18:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostShedding my skin (clothes)! I'm a sexy snake (human being). ..
Shedding my skin (clothes)! I'm a sexy snake (human being). π
2024-02-16 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWould it be animal abuse if I used these round flamingos to ..
Would it be animal abuse if I used these round flamingos to practice my slam dunking skills? βΉοΈββοΈ
2024-02-15 18:13:02 +0000 UTC View Post***It's Valentine's Day*** β€οΈ! And I am your goddess of luuu..
***It's Valentine's Day*** β€οΈ! And I am your goddess of luuuuuuuv! If this picture makes your romantic heart go pitter-pat, check out the rest of the set! π
***Tip...***
π $5 for two pics
π $8 for five pics
π $10 for ten pics
π $12 for the whole shebang! (10+5 pics -- I'm not allowed to write out that number on this site π)
Mmm maybe a water/fire-type combo, come to think. Because I'..
Mmm maybe a water/fire-type combo, come to think. Because I'm often wet and always hot π§π₯
2024-02-14 18:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a water-type Pokemon. Sea what I mean? π π¦
I'm a water-type Pokemon. Sea what I mean? π π¦
2024-02-13 17:56:02 +0000 UTC View PostTop o' the mornin' to ya, lads and lasses! π
Top o' the mornin' to ya, lads and lasses! π
2024-02-12 17:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostSelf-care is important. Give yourself a hug every now and th..
Self-care is important. Give yourself a hug every now and then π«
2024-02-11 18:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostSnippity snap, the booty is π!
Snippity snap, the booty is π!
2024-02-10 18:13:02 +0000 UTC View PostFocusing my mental energy until I can unzip someone's fly us..
Focusing my mental energy until I can unzip someone's fly using only the power of my mind π§ π
2024-02-09 18:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostSurprise taste test! Take it out so I can tell you what flav..
Surprise taste test! Take it out so I can tell you what flavor you are! π
2024-02-08 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostSteely Dan put me in timeout! π£ Wait...does he have the auth..
Steely Dan put me in timeout! π£ Wait...does he have the authority to do that?
2024-02-07 18:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostI clicked my heels together but you're still not here! These..
I clicked my heels together but you're still not here! These magic shoes I stole from that witch are a bust! π§Ή
2024-02-06 18:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostI think there's room for your hand in here, too! π€
I think there's room for your hand in here, too! π€
2024-02-05 18:12:14 +0000 UTC View PostI have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient ..
I have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient pickle is our next president! π₯³π₯π₯³
Uh, I mean, the ***livestream happening THIS SATURDAY*** starts at 7PM PST ***only on The Other Site*** (see link in the picture)! Mark your calendars βοΈ! Set every alert π’! Call the National Guard π±! I do livestreams twice a year at most, so this is a BIG DEAL (if you like livestreams).
There will be prizes (free custom, free photos, free month sub, etc etc!), dancing, silly jokes, and Steely Dan -- the pet rooster with authority issues π -- may make an appearance. Hope to see you there! πππ
What are these called again? Broobs? Tutties? Honkers?! I do..
What are these called again? Broobs? Tutties? Honkers?! I don't remember! π
2024-02-04 17:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostWon't you join me for my morning stretches? Pants off first,..
Won't you join me for my morning stretches? Pants off first, though. It ups your flexibility. π€Έ
2024-02-03 18:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostI learned this trick in the Circus Circus buffet line! πͺ
I learned this trick in the Circus Circus buffet line! πͺ
2024-02-02 18:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostHey! Stop *stair*-ing! (do you see what I did there?) πΉ πΉ πΉ
Hey! Stop *stair*-ing! (do you see what I did there?) πΉ πΉ πΉ
2024-02-01 17:55:01 +0000 UTC View PostMERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! Wait, am I late? π€Ά
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! Wait, am I late? π€Ά
2024-01-31 18:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'm livestreaming π₯³! Save the date! Saturday, February 10th ..
I'm livestreaming π₯³! Save the date! Saturday, February 10th π! In the meantime... tell me when this rare occurrence should happen! (yes, there are only two options because I am a grandma and need my beauty sleep π₯²)
2024-01-30 20:20:07 +0000 UTC View PostChest out, back straight, elbows up? In any case, good postu..
Chest out, back straight, elbows up? In any case, good posture is the key to success! ποΈ
2024-01-30 18:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were to get a full back tattoo, what do you think it sh..
If I were to get a full back tattoo, what do you think it should be?
2024-01-29 18:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostBalconies are also great places to air out your behind! π
Balconies are also great places to air out your behind! π
2024-01-28 18:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostBalconies are a great place to air these puppies out ποΈ
Balconies are a great place to air these puppies out ποΈ
2024-01-27 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Introducing the amazing Kupcake-Inator! (if you know, you kn..
Introducing the amazing Kupcake-Inator! (if you know, you know π)
2024-01-25 18:06:01 +0000 UTC View Post
