🎵 I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast… Let's have a toast for the douche bags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know… Let's have a toast for the jerk offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan… Run away fast as you can
2022-04-18 18:24:30 +0000 UTC View Post
NSFW asks CranberrySoda This is a reprise from a previous post I did a while back. The answers have changed since then I bet. For each like the post receives I will provide an honest answer! 😜🥰
2022-04-18 13:49:53 +0000 UTC View Post
🎥 CASTING CALL 🎥 Looking for 3 participants to be featured weekly in a new mini-series titled: “CranberrySoda’s Angels” 😇 😇 😇 Premise: you will be one of three y0ung rookie dick-tectives fresh out of the police academy. I recruit you to become an international private investigator solving crimes around the world…. Jet-setting and nut-busting ! DM me if interested.
2022-04-18 13:14:29 +0000 UTC View Post
The race is just blazing by so fast !! 📢 winner 📢 the Ass-tounding Race S3:Episode 9 is: @planetbang ! She really put her 🦶 in her 👄 this time! HTTPS://Onlyfans.com/planetbang Thank you to all other racers! @indicaflower303 and @kiki_ddds You are so flexible !!!! AMAZEBALLS 😍 Stay tuned for episode 10!!
2022-04-18 02:54:14 +0000 UTC View Post
🎊 CONGRATULATIONS KinkyBaby! 🎊 Winner of Survivor Game Season 3 🥇@kinkybabey 🥈@ivorybb_of 🥉CamillaDundas 🏝 THANK YOU to all the participants!!! 🏝
2022-04-17 20:33:18 +0000 UTC View Post
📣 Winner Announcement 📣 🎉 CONGRATULATIONS Ashley Bae !! 🎉 BEST CAMELTOE CONTEST (April 2022) 🥇@ashleybae1 🥈@Boujeequeen93 🥉@Dishydarcy 🥉@princess420bby13 THANK YOU TO ALL PARTICIPANTS!!! 🐪
2022-04-17 19:34:39 +0000 UTC View Post🤔 What does @bootyshortsgirl like to do? HTTPS://Onlyfans.com/Bootyshortsgirl ❤️
2022-04-17 15:43:47 +0000 UTC View Post
When it’s nice and quiet in the early mornings I like to meditate. It’s good to have a mantra, or chant … to clear your mind and refresh the start of your day. …. sedun dnes esaelp …. sedun dnes esaelp … …. sedun dnes esaelp …. 💕 Namaste everyone
2022-04-17 13:08:54 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s coming …. 📣 Free Contest 📣 ROOKIE BOWL II - Females, Males etc allowed ! 🚺🚹 - must have LESS THAN 500 subscribers only Submit any pic. Censored or uncensored. All good. Trophy and prizes (free ads, shout outs etc) to be won! *** please add a @ to your photo *** Trophy and prizes (free ads, shout outs etc) to be won! (I said that twice didn’t I ?) 😂
2022-04-17 12:52:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Sunday Funday! ☕️ Todays forecast: - Survivor Game Season 3 Final results - Camel Toe Contest Final results - Buy new underwear - DM Fun! - More shenanigans
2022-04-17 12:37:29 +0000 UTC View Post
📣 Winner Announcement 📣 👀 My Eyes Are Up Here Contest 👀 Best Cleavage - FINALS WINNER is @sarrahxlynn1 ! 👏 👏 👏 🎉 CONGRATULATIONS!! 🎉 A big THANK YOU to all the participants! “I’ll take two pickets to Titsburgh please!”
2022-04-16 20:20:22 +0000 UTC View Post
***What the fuck is Stamina training?*** ...get your pocket pussy ready. Kitty’s taking you for a ride! @itsmekittylee ## KITTY'S CORNER😻 Season 1: Episode 2 - "How to last longer" **Pleasure for both parties is the MAIN goal when getting down and dirty,** but how can you guarantee pleasure for her if...***you can't hold in your cum?*** ***Tips and tricks from your Goddess @itsmekittylee on how to last longer!*** ***1. Foreplay is important*** ***2. Pace yourself*** ***3. Squeeze and tease*** ***4. Practice makes perfect*** A complete run-down will be on her page! Check it! 💕 Https://Onlyfans.com/itsmekittylee HTTPS://Onlyfans.com/itsmekittylee1 Sundays. 9pm EST A CranberrySoda Production featuring: @itsmekittylee
2022-04-16 18:58:18 +0000 UTC View Post
HAIKU CORNER I’m on OnlyFans Your Page is a Rabbit Hole Five Hours? Time Well Spent
2022-04-15 21:13:36 +0000 UTC View Post
TGIF Sauna time is the best time 😊
2022-04-15 17:26:35 +0000 UTC View Post
GYM POV This morning was all cardio. Stair master, spin cycle. And the dreaded seated rowing 🚣♂️ 😪 (Is it true chicks dig guys in tube socks?)
2022-04-15 17:21:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Reminder to not miss out on the season 2 opener of: “Sexy Cooking” S2:E1 - “ 🍆 “ Chef Sassy Richards has an eggplant recipe special ! For real. Here’s her write up: “This should be fun! Catch the vid on Monday. Season 2 premiere Episode 1: “Eggplant Special” 🍆 I'll show you how I handle that beautiful eggplant in the kitchen 😉 I'll be making a divine moussaka 😋”. Check out @sassyrichards Mondays. A CranberrySoda Production.
2022-04-15 15:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Winning Racers Announcement 📢 The ASS-tounding Race S3:E7 - “☕️“ Nothing like a great cup of coffee anytime of the day. Enjoy these fant-ass-tic participants of this stage of the race: @planetbang @kiki_ddds and @heavy_metal_princess ! Congratulations on percolating our day!!! Slurrrrrp 😊 Watch out for episode 8!
2022-04-15 15:08:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Be sure to check out the next: “NutBusters” S1:E5 - “How many times can you nut while high?” Featuring guest NutBuster @princess420bby13 ! Her findings will be provided in the comments section. HTTPS://Onlyfans.com/Princess420bby13
2022-04-14 22:02:42 +0000 UTC View Post
🌴Survivor Game Season 3 🌴 episode 6 ***** SEASON FINALE ***** 3 days of votes Last episode @queenbee9 was voted out! Now it’s time to GET THE MOST VOTES. You WANT votes at this final round. Winner will be crowned champion of Season 3. Prizes for all… 3 survivors left: A. @camilladundas B. @kinkybabey C. @ivorybb_of ⬅️⬅️⬅️ Swipe for pics
2022-04-14 19:55:21 +0000 UTC View Post
🐪 Camel Toe Contest 🐪 FINALS! Vote for your favourite 🐪 toe pic. 3 days voting. Top 3 get prizes!!! Good luck all. 💕 Finalists: 1. @stacystarlight 2. @dishydarcy 3. @princess420bby13 4. @ashleybae1 5. @boujeequeen93 ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️ Swipe to see pics
2022-04-14 19:22:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting to know …. CranberrySoda 🪧 Hey baby, what’s my sign ? (Provide in the comments *your* sign. I’m sure we’re compatible! 😍)
2022-04-14 16:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
🎥 Casting Call 🎥 Looking for someone who is interested in doing a parody commercial series for some socks and stockings product called: “Nice Ass Baby Pantyhose” The pics will be of you in nylon pantyhose or sexy socks (thigh highs, sports socks etc). If interested in this free promotion for your page DM me . I now return you to the horny action already in progress…
2022-04-14 12:14:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Is everyone ready to see some amazing curvy out-of-this world asses??? Now this is a *HUMP DAY* Ass Contest coming up! ⬆️ 💕 12 Contestants 💕
2022-04-13 23:37:02 +0000 UTC View Post
👀 My Eyes Are Up Here Contest 👀 Best Cleavage - FINALS. 3 days of voting. Winner receives the TITle trophy 🏆 Finalists: ➡️ @sarrahxlynn1 ⬇️ @peachesxxcherries ⬅️⬅️⬅️ swipe to see more HTTPS://Onlyfans.com/sarrahxlynn1 HTTPS://Onlyfans.com/Peachesxxcherries
2022-04-13 19:10:33 +0000 UTC View Post🎥 Yes I’ve been in a few shows. Some popular. Some not as much. If and when you unlock this PPV post of 12 shows I’ve been in - send me a DM and ask me anything about my experiences on these shows. I’ll namedrop. I’ll spill. 😛 Example: *Julia Roberts smells terrific*! ⭐️ IN ADDITION TO UNLOCKING THIS POST YOU ALSO RECEIVE A ONE DAY CUSTOM AD ⭐️ HTTPS://Onlyfans.com/CranberrySoda
2022-04-13 14:50:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Before we rhythmically grind our groins into each other, I want to know one thing: What do you think Santa Claus is doing right now ?
2022-04-13 13:30:49 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s the Season One Finale of: “Hairy Pooter” S1:E8 - “The Emojis Go Wild” 💕 🧙🧙♂️🧙♀️😘💞 Can all our wizards solve the mystery of the possessed emojis before it’s too late ? Come see the final episode. 😈 All the houses came together to defeat em @brattytreestar @ivorybb_of @taylorthomasxx @slxtty.brunettefree Wait to the end for the cliffhanger: He Who Shall Be Drained 💦
2022-04-13 09:31:11 +0000 UTC View Post
🚨 CONTEST ALERT 🚨 STARTING APRIL 13 🚨 FULL It’s the Best Butt Battle (BBB for short) aka Sexiest A$$ (Winner receives 80% of the pot 💰) Promotional ads for 2nd and 3rd place finishers. Story shout outs for all participants 💕 CONTEST STARTS WEDNESDAY APRIL 13 @ approx 5pm PST - - - Three dollars entry - - - ⬅️that’s less than a cup of coffee!
2022-04-12 13:47:30 +0000 UTC View Post
🐪 Camel Toe Contest 🐪 StacyStarlight drew the short straw and has to go against the Camel King himself! I don’t have just a camel toe, I have a camel foot!! 😂 Vote for your favourite pic. 3 days voting. Winner advances to the next round. A. @stacystarlight B. CranberrySoda!
2022-04-12 03:22:33 +0000 UTC View Post
