That dick is a joke and you are the comedian.
That dick is a joke and you are the comedian.
2025-01-11 17:01:25 +0000 UTC View Post
kinkybritishgoddess posts
You bring a lot to the table... just kidding, you don’t even..
You bring a lot to the table... just kidding, you don’t even have a table. You don't even have anything. I own you and the things you owned once before you met me!
2025-01-11 11:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Come closer. I’ll comfort you... right before I remind you w..
Come closer. I’ll comfort you... right before I remind you who’s in charge.
2025-01-11 05:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not just the moment—I’m the entire era. Take notes.
I’m not just the moment—I’m the entire era. Take notes.
2025-01-11 02:00:55 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s skip the foreplay—you’re already mine, and you know it..
Let’s skip the foreplay—you’re already mine, and you know it.
2025-01-10 23:01:10 +0000 UTC View PostYour size? It’s a duty for me to remind you your place. But ..
Your size? It’s a duty for me to remind you your place. But I guess we all need hobbies.
2025-01-10 20:01:31 +0000 UTC View PostYou bowing for me isn’t just a position, it’s a lifestyle. S..
You bowing for me isn’t just a position, it’s a lifestyle. Start living it.
2025-01-10 17:01:45 +0000 UTC View PostYour hole's existence is a footnote in my masterpiece—can be..
Your hole's existence is a footnote in my masterpiece—can be useful, but barely worth mentioning.
2025-01-10 14:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostCan you even look me in the eyes when I truly dominate?
Can you even look me in the eyes when I truly dominate?
2025-01-10 11:01:17 +0000 UTC View PostYou exist for my amusement. A puppet strung tight, waiting f..
You exist for my amusement. A puppet strung tight, waiting for my hand to command. Do you feel the strings pulling yet?
2025-01-10 09:09:00 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not intimidating—you’re just too small-dicked to keep up..
I’m not intimidating—you’re just too small-dicked to keep up.
2025-01-10 05:01:23 +0000 UTC View PostBend over. I’m about to rewrite the entire meaning of contro..
Bend over. I’m about to rewrite the entire meaning of control.
2025-01-10 02:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostYour size wouldn’t even merit a subplot in my epic.
Your size wouldn’t even merit a subplot in my epic.
2025-01-09 23:30:37 +0000 UTC View PostCome to me, sweet boy. Let me guide you and show you how to ..
Come to me, sweet boy. Let me guide you and show you how to be the best version of yourself.
2025-01-09 17:49:15 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone said confidence? Well, here I am!
Someone said confidence? Well, here I am!
2025-01-09 14:23:19 +0000 UTC View PostYou’d want that you could paint these toes like a da Vinci w..
You’d want that you could paint these toes like a da Vinci would paint but they’re already priceless.
2025-01-09 11:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostYour size? Let’s just say it’s more Kafka than Tolstoy: shor..
Your size? Let’s just say it’s more Kafka than Tolstoy: shorter and finishes quicker.
2025-01-09 08:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostKneel, darling. Your free will is like a comma in a Hemingwa..
Kneel, darling. Your free will is like a comma in a Hemingway novel—unnecessary.
2025-01-09 05:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostI’m the ‘girlboss’ the memes warned you about. Stay scared.
I’m the ‘girlboss’ the memes warned you about. Stay scared.
2025-01-09 02:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t just take control—I build empires while you watch.
I don’t just take control—I build empires while you watch.
2025-01-08 23:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostYour size? ‘404: Masculinity Not Found.’
Your size? ‘404: Masculinity Not Found.’
2025-01-08 20:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhy resist when we both know I always win? Let’s save time.
Why resist when we both know I always win? Let’s save time.
2025-01-08 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: You thought you were in charge. Plot twist—I’m running ..
POV: You thought you were in charge. Plot twist—I’m running the show.
2025-01-08 14:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Even when I’m soft, I’m still stronger than you’ll ever be.
Even when I’m soft, I’m still stronger than you’ll ever be.
2025-01-08 08:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostMy soles could walk all over your dreams, and you’d thank me..
My soles could walk all over your dreams, and you’d thank me.
2025-01-08 05:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostConfidence: I have it. You? Well, at least you have me to lo..
Confidence: I have it. You? Well, at least you have me to look at.
2025-01-08 02:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostTonight, I’m the CO-founder and CEO of your pleasure—and you..
Tonight, I’m the CO-founder and CEO of your pleasure—and you’re an unpaid intern.
2025-01-07 23:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostShh, darling. I’ll take care of you... but on my terms. You ..
Shh, darling. I’ll take care of you... but on my terms. You will need to bend over now!
2025-01-07 20:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
