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2024-04-01 03:24:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I went to a zoo the other day, but there was only one dog there. It was a Shitzu.
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2024-04-01 00:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Me waiting for Minecraft to load
2024-03-31 23:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
2024-03-31 22:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t ever believe an atom, they make up everything.
2024-03-31 21:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the woman who loved making archery supplies? Every day she went to work, she quivered with joy
2024-03-31 20:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s the body temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm.
2024-03-31 19:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool.
2024-03-31 18:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Velvet: because you deserve to feel fancy
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2024-03-31 16:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.
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2024-03-29 20:09:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Why would a can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing.
2024-03-29 16:01:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Apologies for the low res stuff, still coming off the back of last week's mystery illness 🤒
2024-03-28 21:58:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Things I'd rather do than the dishes:
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2024-03-28 05:21:13 +0000 UTC View Post
If you’re with a guy that can’t appreciate a good fruit joke, then it’s time to let that mango.
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2024-03-28 00:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
To the person who invented the number zero, thanks for absolutely nothing.
2024-03-27 23:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
2024-03-27 22:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
When past, present, and future walk into a bar, things tend to get real tense.
2024-03-27 21:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Shout out to anyone who doesn’t know the opposite of “in”!
2024-03-27 20:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
I passed a sign that read “falling rocks”. So, I gave it a try, and no it doesn’t.
2024-03-27 19:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
2024-03-27 18:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
2024-03-27 17:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
2024-03-27 16:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
