HOLY SHIT.
My friend gave me a bunch of his kink gear and one of the things was this full fuckin two piece muscle set by SMITIZEN !!
Did my muscle growth content just level up? 😳 and what’s this muscle going to look like on my already beefy body? 😆😆 hopefully freakish 😈
2025-03-07 05:18:36 +0000 UTC View PostI hate when I tell a guy to squeeze my tit and they proceed to try to fucking rip it off my chest. GENTLE!!! SHEESH.
2025-03-06 21:17:41 +0000 UTC View Post💕DORKY DAD RELATES TO YOUR WEDGIES💕
Your step-dad noticed you run off to your room pretty fast and came to check in on you. When you tell him you were getting wedgies at school, Dorky Dad decides to comfort you the best way he knows how: giving himself a wedgie for you! What a cool step-dad!
There might be a real dick rubbing on my muscles and feet in the upcoming RENEW ON perk… make sure you have your subscription settings updated 👀
2025-03-04 17:18:33 +0000 UTC View Post
New daddy haircut (and just a mustache)
2025-03-04 00:24:59 +0000 UTC View Post🚭💪🏻TRUE GRIT QUIT💪🏻🚭
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE MUSCLE GROWTH
Here’s the rare uncut commercial for that famous banned nicotine gum. You remember, the one that had some crazy side effects? Like some EXTREME MUSCLE GROWTH…
DORKY DAD AND UNCLE BRAD IN..
💕💕💕WEDGIE CODE!💕💕💕
Poor Dorky Dad! He’s just trying to clean up the messy his house his sons left before Uncle Brad comes to visit for the weekend! How could he know Brad would be early? But seeing that big butt wiggling in the air is the perfect invitation for an atomic wedgie! Just like old times!
I haven’t told anyone this or posted about it anywhere, because technically nothing is official and this is all speculation. So please don’t say anything…
..but I think I lost my job because I have an OnlyFans 🥴
On a completely unrelated note: I suddenly have a desire to do Hercules content 😈🖕
HIMBO LEVEL UP!
Wow! I’m so incredibly honored to have such a supportive community! Awhile ago I contemplated on whether or not I should try out a chastity cage for the first time. KINKWEAR obviously voted a resounding “YES!!!” and gifted me two cages to try out!
THANK YOU!💕
2025-02-24 22:33:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Got some major foot content incoming so I thought I’d treat myself to a little pedicure 😅
Trouble is: I’m soooo ticklish! I’m gonna be squirming lmao 😂
I added a “ROOMMATE” tag finally since I realized a lot of my vids feature that dynamic! Check out the labels and discover some vids you might have missed! 🥰
2025-02-23 17:14:56 +0000 UTC View Post💪🏻💕YOUR ROOMMATE’S HIMBO TRANSFORMATION💕💪🏻
Your roommate is just some average straight dude, but you see a lot of potential in him. As fate would have it, one day he asks you for help. You have just the thing to help transform his life… and you get to reap all the benefits.
💪🏻MACRO IN SPANDEX💪🏻
I totally forgot I had this clip from my Make it Rain montage to upload! It’s short and sweet and the acting is cheesy, but I hope you macro fans like it!
🧼🫧DORKY DAD TAKES A FOREIGN SHOWER🫧🧼
Your Dorky Dad always tries to embrace the culture when traveling abroad! Here he found a cool way to bathe himself while sitting a nice little stool. He kind of gets a little carried away soaping up his big titties though… hopefully his step son in the next room doesn’t need the bathroom anytime soon!
💕Here’s the full vid that you might recognize was in the Love Hotel montage!💕
🚙 UPDATE ON THE CAR SITUATION 🚙
(3 vids saved from story)
I have a car! Thank you everyone for all your love and support. If you’d like to help me bubblegumshane-ify my new car please check out my Amazon wishlist! I’ll also happily accept any tips toward the price of the car 🥲💕 anything helps!
🏹💝REVENGE ON CUPID💝🏹
Cupid came by to wish you a happy Valentine’s Day… but what’s so happy about it when your boyfriend ran off with some twink! Time to get your revenge on this stupid angel baby!
❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️
💕❤️HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!❤️💕
❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️
Oh that naughty Cupid!! Enjoy this sultry little tease, but there’s one more Valentine’s Day video coming very soon… and it features one of your fav niche kinks! Wonder what it’ll be 🤔
🐱🧹DORKY DAD, THE CAT MAID🧹🐱
Dorky Dad found a little cat maid uniform in the Love Hotel and decided to try it on to make his step-son laugh.
Here’s the extended version of the little clip you saw in the Love Hotel montage 💕
I feel like a stripper with no light in her eyes but the show must go on 🤪
(New valentines content coming soon)
Update on the update:
Sooo I no longer have a car. The motor is completely dead and it’s $4500 to replace. I’m definitely not doing that.
Time to start shopping for a new car.
I am so fucking depressed about this.
I’m so sorry to everyone that just subscribed during this time. I promise I’ll do what I can to make it worth your while to stick around cuz I need the money so bad now. I just can’t bring myself to make content right now. I’m so sorry.
I still need to do a February perk for all my renew on followers! Don’t worry I didn’t forget, I just have been crazy busy after my vacation haha.
But I’m thinking of maybe doing a dorky dad pube trimming video.. what do you think?
👟🏀COACH SPANKS YOU🏈👟
Coach called you into his office to talk to you about your focus issues in class. But seeing him all sweaty in his gym clothes and jock strap just makes you daydream even more. A simple talk turns into a full blown over the knee punishment!
Not gonna lie… things got a little weird when I was in Japan… 🐱
2025-02-04 20:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostBtw I am back from Japan and will be opening up my custom orders again soon! So if you hit me up before my vacation, DM me again so we can make your fantasy come true now :)
2025-02-03 18:00:35 +0000 UTC View Post💕🏩DORKY DAD AT THE LOVE HOTEL🏩💕
Do you know what a “Love Hotel” is? Don’t worry, neither does your Dorky Dad. Your step-dad doesn’t do much research when booking these trips and had no idea that he booked a room for him and his step-son at a sleazy hook up hotel! Let’s just say it’s very “equipped.” 👀
🐉🔎YOU BECOME DORKY DAD’S MINIATURE🔍🐉
You found Dorky Dad painting his Dungeons and Dragons miniatures and you can’t help but wonder what it would be like if you were one of his miniatures too… hmmmm 🤔
🔍💕🔍💕🔍💕🔍💕🔍💕🔍
Been getting lots of Macro commissions 😳 hope yall like em!
🍈🍈👀CAUGHT SPYING ON YOUR ROOMMATE’S BIG TITS🍈🍈👀
Let’s be honest, the main reason you chose to live with your current roommate (and give him such a deal on the rent) is because you just wanted to gawk at his big bouncing bazoonga boobies… but what happens when he catches you spying on him?
🩲🏊♂️BORROWING A SWIMSUIT FROM YOUR FRIEND’S DORKY DAD🏊♂️🩲
You got to join your best friend on a family vacation! But wouldn’t you know it, you forgot to pack your swimsuit. Luckily your buddy’s Dorky Dad has an extra speedo packed for you to try on!
🩲🩲🩲🩲🩲🩲🩲🩲
All characters are over the age of 18 years old and are not legally related.
