Thinking about posting my old self tapes on here, as they are just festering on my laptop and they should be appreciated by SOMEONE (even if that someone is not the casting director for ANY of the jobs :D). Thoughts?
2020-12-28 00:55:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Took this photo on Friday evening because I thought my gym outfit looked accidentally festive... little did I know we would be moving swiftly into the as yet non-existant ‘Tier 4’ and that this would be my last workout in a gym in who knows how long ? It shall live forever... on the cloud probably.
2020-12-24 03:25:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Is it obvious that my mask is a vagina? ?
2020-12-23 19:16:02 +0000 UTC View PostSo we’re now in tier 4 in London... so I get to spend a lot of time at home dressing up as a Christmas elf 😏 who’s looking forward to the photo set that’s coming on Xmas eve?? ☺️☺️
2020-12-22 10:21:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Shot my next philosophical concept photo set this evening! Any guesses what it might be?? Hint: it’s a bit of a reach this time ??
2020-12-18 03:25:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Covid, but make it sexy... who watched my Instagram live chat with April Pearson aka Michelle from Skins? It’s still up on her IGTV if you want to watch! Xx
2020-12-15 22:11:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Only fans has stopped glitching with my archives now so anyone wha wanted something from the PPV list, let me know! I have full access now my pretties :) If you haven't got the PPV list but want it, SHOUT :) Here is me looking RIDICULOUSLY sweaty after my last workout, which was on FRIDAY! I haven't MOVED, I am getting cabin fever from this quarantine! I am getting another test tomorrow morning and hopefully I will still be COVID free so can venture out IRL again! I CAN GO ON A WALK, which is honestly the thing I miss most. I'm being dramatic as its literally only been 4 days, but I feel claustrophobic!
2020-12-14 22:29:32 +0000 UTC View PostDear Covid diary:
I got my test results back, and they were negative! Today I spent much time doing my physiotherapy exercises because I’m decrepit and falling apart (apparently). Watched an amazing documentary called ‘The Feminist In Cell Block Y’ which I reccomend everybody watch :)
Treated myself to a fucking banging sushi set for dinner because #quarantining.
Tried on my order from Pull and Bear which FINALLY came, all of which I liked bar the tracksuit bottoms which were a MINUSCULE medium! ?♀️
I still need to quarantine but only until Wednesday evening now because the rules in the UK have changed ???
Sent a FANTASTIC experimental photo set out last night which seemed to go down very well
Happy Sunday folks! My COVID test came back NEGATIVE woohoo!! If you're a new subscriber and missed my 'Experimental' PPV photo set last night, let me know and I can send them to you.. I think most people would agree that they were...very nice.. ;)
2020-12-13 11:52:44 +0000 UTC View PostI have finally curated a list of previous PPV's, descriptions of them and their prices! Let me know if you want the list :) #COVIDproductivity
2020-12-12 13:52:41 +0000 UTC View PostWho’s ready for an ‘experimental’ PPV photo set this evening?? 😛
2020-12-12 10:30:20 +0000 UTC View PostDear COVID diary.
Today I woke up at 7am and walked to the nearest COVID test centre. I discovered my gag reflex is really nothing to write home about (disappointment) and that I absolutely cannot stand blowing my nose (I kind of knew that already but today confirmed).
I walked home, knowing that this measly mile-long walk would be the last breath of fresh air I would have for at least ten days.
I did a 35 min HIIT workout to with the help of RTJ and was an absolute sweaty vile mess and decided it may be past-the-point-of-sexy-levels of sweat so decided to post my foam rolling session from last night.
I will probably force you all to look at my sweaty red and puffy face after the workout soon because I like towing the line between reality and fantasy (mostly falling off violently).
I received a clothes delivery that I ordered bloody weeks ago so I may spend my condemned evening filming a try on haul for y’all.
Best regards,
Meg
So this evening my roomate received a positive COVID result... so it's lookin like ya bitch has it too (no symptoms but I live with someone who does so...). So I have embarked upon what I will call 'Meg's Covid Diaries 2020'. You have much to come :) Stay tuned xx
2020-12-11 04:38:49 +0000 UTC View Post
THROWBACK :) Right when I was just starting to get into bodybuilding. I am shooting my next philosophical concept photo set today plus an 'experimental' set as well as a Christmas set (hint: I bought pointy ears and thigh high striped socks for the Christmas set ;). What are you looking forward to most?? @carmensilveruk
2020-12-08 20:18:17 +0000 UTC View PostPlato’s cave video coming in hot soon!
2020-12-05 22:25:47 +0000 UTC View PostWho’s ready for my ‘Plato’s Cave’ interpretation later? ☺️
2020-12-05 08:21:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Throwback to pre-boobs, post-bodybuilding. My abs were bigger than my breasticles (but they were still EXCELLENT?)
2020-12-04 01:46:08 +0000 UTC View Post
So it might not look like it but this is the best my skin has looked in literally a year! I’m also doing my sexiest ‘doing my physio exercises’ face in this pic - what do we think?
2020-12-03 00:36:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Or do we prefer the dark hair, crazed look? ?
2020-12-01 22:36:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Flash back pic of some weird bloody makeup I did for TG years ago! Thoughts on me as a blonde? Should I do a blonde wig photo set soon? ?
2020-12-01 03:29:28 +0000 UTC View PostWow the response to my Schrödinger’s cat photo set was immense thank you!! Next up I will be doing Plato’s cave, but if you have any other philosophical concepts that you think I could make a good rendition of let me know! Xx
2020-11-29 12:20:57 +0000 UTC View PostWho's excited for My Schrodinger's Cat set later this eve? :)
2020-11-28 16:42:16 +0000 UTC View PostSo my physiotherapist told me that my hips, glutes, traps (but we knew that), shoulders and wrists are far too tight... so be prepared to see a lot more of this style of working out rather than heavy lifting. This change hurts me to my soul. :'( I will be back in the squat rack soon enough!
2020-11-28 02:25:40 +0000 UTC View PostHow's everyone doing this evening? I've had some new ideas for photo sets - all based on philosophical concepts BECAUSE I'M JUST SO CEREBRAL. First will be a photo set based on Plato's cave/theory of forms. If you have your own ideas, do share them with me. I am a giant ear...for your words..of wisdom.
2020-11-24 18:07:06 +0000 UTC View PostUnseen footage from the Dumbbells and Donuts documentary (if you don't know why the production halted on that, listen to the 'What happened to Dumbbells and Donuts' podcast of mine - search for the 'Megartron Speaks' podcast, it breaks my heart) Hopefully you will all enjoy some of the clips that I've been holding on to! LOOK HOW GAUNT MY FACE WAS!
2020-11-24 02:07:03 +0000 UTC View PostTwo more of my favourite profiles from the amazing performers of Cybertease: @aprilfiasco and @missaveriii . If you haven't seen them at a Cybertease event you're seriously missing out. April can DO things with a cake, and Miss Averi doing an oil pour is something you need to see in your lifetime ;)
2020-11-23 21:43:48 +0000 UTC View PostSo another social media platform recently updated their Terms of Service with some extremely repressive new Community Guidelines, seemingly as a direct attack on certain EXTREMELY VALUABLE members of the community. Here is my reaction video. Enjoy my face for ten minutes whilst being educated on this new form of fuckery against sex workers. I also filmed an alternative, much more fun version of the video, which you would probably enjoy watching much more whilst simultaneously learning about these new updates. It involves a corset and my freshly (ish) made bed. Comment on this post if you want the better version! xx
2020-11-22 03:42:55 +0000 UTC View Post
