*The twenty-three messages have been received! Look out for another post like this in the future! Or the past! I am not your boss!*
I'm bored. So ***the first twenty-three people to MESSAGE me*** from the time this post goes live get a short video of me and a dick! **BUT** you have to say the secret phrase:
"I dip my hotdogs in chocolate milk and, Casey, I *love* it. I love that meaty-chocolatey taste combo. It just does it for me. I am so ashamed. I've never told anyone about this secret forbidden passion of mine. You're the first 😳."
🚀 Casey's Rebill Alliance 🚀!! Another AMA is upon us! Check your messages to learn what I think you should consider when shopping for sex toys and... you know, I can't even say it here because it's ridiculous.
(PS. if you don't have your renew on but want to watch this video, tip $5 on this post and I'll message it to you 🥰!)
🥳🎂***Long Post Incoming!!***🎂🥳
In order to celebrate my birthday on March 17th, Casey’s Kitchen is open for business 🥳🥳!!! Yes, once again you can order a tasty treat straight from my “back oven” *if you order in the next ten days (by 3/1) and have a US address I can ship to!* These are fancy full-sized cupcakes that are coming in a mason jar *that I am decorating myself* so they’re bourgeoise AF ✨ Please message me with your order! 🎉
*Fun Note: All orders are coming with a “celebrate my birthday” card and a candle so you can join in the fun! If you send me a video of you blowing out the candle on one of my cupcakes, I’ll send you a video back!! ❤️ (AAAAAAAAAAAH, I’M SO EXCITED FOR THIS!! I WANNA COLLECT ALL THE VIDEOS OF YOU GUYS BLOWING OUT ONE OF MY BIRTHDAY CANDLES!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!)*
***Cupcake Packages***
🧁 Package 1 ~ Three Birthday Polaroid Photos ($50)
🧁 Package 2 ~ One Cupcake ($125)
🧁 Package 3 ~ One Cupcake + Cupcake Making Video ($150)
🧁 Package 4 ~ One Cupcake + Cupcake Making Video + Three Polaroids ($200)
🧁 Package 5 ~ One Cupcake + Cupcake Making Video + Three Polaroids + Two Minute Personal Video of Your Cupcakes Being Made*** ($500)
***Other Notes***
🎂 I cannot mail food internationally. If you would like to participate, order the photos! You’ll still get your candle and card and can send me a video!!!!
🎂 I am currently planning on making non-dairy frosting because not everyone’s stomach can handle dairy. Don’t worry, I gotchu. However, the cupcakes do have gluten and sugar because those things are delicious.
🎂 Full payment by 3/1 is the **hard deadline** because I have to order the right number of supplies, bake them, film me baking them, do the personal videos, take the photos, decorate the mason jars… *it goes on and on and on* (**this is an undertaking**)
🎂 Because of the cost of shipping these cupcakes (and the packaging needed to ship them safely), I am not offering package deals past what is above. If you want more than one cupcake (because cupcakes are freaking amazing!) then it’s $125 for the second cupcake.
🎂 If you want to know how old I'm gonna to be, count the cupcakes in this pic, I'm not telling!!! 😝
Check your messages for a 🌟🌟Brand New Video🌟🌟! My asshole's sixth time being wrecked by the wonder of the world that is Dredd's amazing cock 😱. (He's also a really nice and friendly guy, 10/10 cool dude would have him fuck my asshole again ❤️.)
Are you excited?! Because I'm freaking losing my freaking mind!! ***CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY WITH MEEEEEEE!!!*** 🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉🧁🎂🧁🎉
Members of Casey's Rebill Alliance 💘, check your messages for a fun, one minute outtake of me being bad at my job! (I'm a professional pornstar, not a not a professional archer, jeez 🙄)
If you are not a member of CRA (*crawwwww!*) and want to see the outtake, tip $5 on this post and I'll message it to you ❤️!
It's Valentine's Day, babe ❤️❤️! And I guess I gotta ask the question that's been plaguing me for the last several months... could you... could you ever love a magikarp? 🥺
Hot off the porch, an unboxing video! 📦📫 (this is the same video I just put on Twitter so if you already watched that... don't watch this? unless you thought it was the tits 😍!)
✨ Livestream announcements!! ***A COPY OF THE LIVESTREAM IS AVAILABLE NOW*** tip $30 on this post **or** check your messages later this afternoon for the PPV. Either way, you get to see how much fun we had last night! 🥰 (also, it's 90 minutes long so... maybe bring a snack with you)
***🍰PRIZES, FUN, GAMES, TREATS, CAKE!!!🍰***
It took wayyyyy longer than I expected, but (with Fork's help, thanks Fork!!! ❤️) I was able to make sense of the pending hearts, draw the hearts (two more winners!! I will message you soon!!! ❤️❤️), and come up with little prize packs for people whose hearts weren't drawn on stream (because that sucks and I'm sorry I didn't get to your heart!! 🥺)
😍 I'm also sending out treats to people who tipped over $50 on the stream, so keep an eye on your inbox!
😍 I'm *also* going to be sending out the mini-photoset of the red fishnet lingerie to everyone who tipped *anything at all* **on Monday because I am tired!!**
ANYWAY, EXPECT A LOT OF SEXINESS IN YOUR MESSAGES THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT AS I SEND THESE OUT (but also take cake breaks because I gotta finish this thing 🍰😋🍰)
I am getting ready to pull hearts for people who tipped for hearts last night that I didn't get to because it got soooo crazy 💘! I'll be messaging winners and posting random nonsense in the next couple hours 💘!
If you were unable to make it to the stream, I am hoping to have a copy of the stream available by tonight but if not tonight, then definitely tomorrow! Keep your eyes peeled and your boners erect! 😘
***THE MOST FREAKING INCREDIBLE LIVE SHOW I HAVE EVER DONE*** I don't know what magic you all brought but *holy shit* 💘💘💘
pass out time now! will try to get the recording of it up soon! (but not tonight because I am **dead** 😴)
💘***Livestream (lovestream?!) starts in one hour!!!***💘 If you tip *any* amount on *anything* during the livestream, I'll message you the five pic photoset this picture is from, woo! 🔥❤️🔥
If you are part of Casey's Rebill Alliance, check your messages for this month's coupon 🥰! (If you are not part of my Rebill Alliance, you should join! We have cookies! 🍪)
💘***My V-Day livestream is going to be THIS SATURDAY at 8PM PST***💘
Join me as I...
💘get naked for you!
💘get dressed again!
💘probably get naked again!
💘and maybe dressed again! WHO KNOWS?!
💘definitely naked!
💘give out prizes! A custom photoset! A custom video! A virtual pat on the head!
💘continue on my journey to permanent nudity!
I will be livestreaming right here on OnlyFans so come hang out with me for an hour! ✨
