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do you mind if this easter bunny 🐰 asks for you long hard ca..

do you mind if this easter bunny 🐰 asks for you long hard carrot? 🥕

2024-04-01 18:20:03 +0000 UTC View Post

if i wore this easter bunny costume 👀 whats the first thing ..

if i wore this easter bunny costume 👀 whats the first thing that you would notice? my ears or my fluffy tail? 🤭

2024-03-31 19:10:46 +0000 UTC View Post

if i lost something in the barn and you saw me like this 👀 w..

if i lost something in the barn and you saw me like this 👀 will you help me? 🍑

2024-03-28 15:38:38 +0000 UTC View Post

everytime i see my mirror i couldnt resist to take a quick s..

everytime i see my mirror i couldnt resist to take a quick selfie and share it with you 😇 am i making your day a little bit lighter?

2024-03-24 20:50:03 +0000 UTC View Post

i woke up a little late today and the sun is already shinnin..

i woke up a little late today and the sun is already shinning ☀ better be late at the farm than never🤗

2024-03-18 14:13:01 +0000 UTC View Post

do you even read this or are you just staring at my 🍑?

2024-03-16 20:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post

I need to tell you a story guys... I was so shocked I sweaaa..

I need to tell you a story guys... I was so shocked I sweaaaar

so better get ready for a story that's gonna make you smile (I HOPE). Let me take you on a journey through one of my everyday adventures as a regular girl navigating the ups and downs of farm life.🤣

So, picture this: It's a lazy Wednesday afternoon, and I'm cozied up on the couch with a bowl of popcorn, ready to watch my favorite TV show. Little did I know, this seemingly ordinary day was about to take a hilarious turn.

As I'm engrossed in the latest episode, completely lost in the drama on screen, I suddenly hear a strange noise coming from the kitchen. Now, normally, I'd probably ignore it and chalk it up to the quirks of farm living. But for some reason, this noise sounded suspiciously like... a chicken? 🐔

Curiosity piqued, I cautiously make my way to the kitchen, popcorn in hand, and what do I find? A chicken! A literal chicken, perched on the countertop like it owns the place. 😂???

Now, I should probably be freaking out but instead, I find myself laughing hysterically at the absurdity of it all. How on earth did my chicken end up in my kitchen? And why does it look like it's about to give me a lecture on proper egg-laying techniques?

After a moment of stunned silence, I manage to wrangle the rogue chicken back into its makeshift coop (aka a laundry basket), all the while trying to hold my giggles. And as I sit back down on the couch, I can't help but shake my head and laugh. I already thought somebody broke into my house 🫣

Ah, the joys of living on a farm... Who knows what other surprises life has in store for me? 🐔😅

How would you react in such situation? 😂 let me know please... I need some help haha