For those who ask for me in jeans from behind….not super exc..
For those who ask for me in jeans from behind….not super exciting but 🤷🏻♀️
2021-06-24 18:07:08 +0000 UTC View PostFor those who ask for me in jeans from behind….not super exciting but 🤷🏻♀️
2021-06-24 18:07:08 +0000 UTC View PostHeading out for a couple hours… pretending to run errands but gonna have a little sex date with my chef friend, if he can get away from the restaurant for a little bit. I hope so cause my pussy needs to be filled up sooooo badly
2021-06-24 16:12:41 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning!! Getting ready to cook breakfast for a house full of monsters… how’s your day going??
2021-06-24 14:10:08 +0000 UTC View PostTwo normal moms. Champagne. Baseball. Titties on the bar. I’m gonna take @mrspoindexter to a baseball game soon… idk if we can control ourselves around all those hot baseball players though…
2021-06-24 04:40:06 +0000 UTC View PostAnother oldie but goodie… I guess oldie refers to our age as well? Haha kidding. Getting ready to smack my BFF @mrspoindexter on the ass…
2021-06-24 02:08:37 +0000 UTC View PostQuick bathroom selfie after work 😘
2021-06-24 00:07:05 +0000 UTC View PostThis was one of our first naughty pics together, I think on my birthday last year? @mrspoindexter made me a steak, cause she’s a good milf like that 😍
2021-06-23 22:07:03 +0000 UTC View PostSuper excited to see my BFF @mrspoindexter today… I got a case of fancy champagne that should keep us busy for a couple hours… but then, you know, we might be extra sex crazed, cause of how milf science works.
2021-06-23 18:20:06 +0000 UTC View PostHow’s your Wednesday so far? I’m at work, feeling pretty turned, wishing your face was buried in my wet pussy…
2021-06-23 16:09:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe advantages of no bra… easy access baby 😈
2021-06-22 22:19:25 +0000 UTC View PostCan I get away with no bra for carpool?? 😳
2021-06-22 21:09:39 +0000 UTC View PostSo, how’s your Tuesday? I’m just working and feeling a little bit sex crazed… my leggings get wet, I cant help it, it’s just one of those MILF things 🤷🏻♀️
2021-06-22 18:08:24 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for the late post, but my page has been down (for me, and many other creators) off and on for hours… but I wanted to announce the winning jokes from my dad joke contest! 🥇 1st place: “When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!” 🥈 2nd place: “I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day” 🥉 3rd place: TIE! -“Did you know that as smart as dogs are, they are not able to operate X-ray equipment? But catscan” -“I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but I turned myself around” I tagged/commented on the winning comments, so you should see that there, and I’ll DM you tomorrow about your prizes! Thanks to everyone who participated! It was hilarious for me, as well as my dad, BF, and Uncle (all dads), who I read them to! They had some other gems they wanted me to add but I forgot and now we all forgot what they were 😆😂
2021-06-22 04:58:58 +0000 UTC View PostI have been in glasses all day. That’s rare. Idk if you like it or not? I need to get some new lenses, and maybe new frames? I have these and the brown ones you see more frequently.
2021-06-22 00:13:12 +0000 UTC View PostMany members have asked to see some of the things I make at work… I think I told y’all that I have an agreement with my restaurant not to post things from there here, which is totally fine with me - it’s just about keeping work and this separate 😉 anyway, so I dug up some older pics of desserts that I’ve made in the past. This is one of my all time favourites - it is a dessert made mostly from rhubarb, with some basil and elderflower. Idk if anyone wants to know the details, cause it’s kinda technical and maybe boring. Also there’s no titties in this one, sorrrrrrryyyyyyy 😹
2021-06-21 22:30:37 +0000 UTC View PostOk I’m sitting down to read jokes now. There’s a lot, y’all are the best!! ♥️
2021-06-21 20:05:44 +0000 UTC View PostOk this is the best I’ve got so far. I may or may not have fallen back asleep… ssssh don’t tell, I was pretending to “work” with the door closed. And by sleep, I do mean actual sleep… after a brief little sex romp, cause really that’s the only cure for my hangovers.
2021-06-21 18:06:17 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I went to the Padres game to celebrate my favourite dads. It was a beautiful day and the Padres won! I rocked my mom sneakers and drank a substantial amount of tequila… so, you know…. It was a great day!
2021-06-21 16:09:01 +0000 UTC View PostMorning! I think I celebrated Father’s Day too hard cause I’m sleeeeepy this morning! Once I ditch my monsters at camp and get my life together, I will carefully review all the dad jokes and choose the winners!! Idk exactly what time, but sometime today 💙
2021-06-21 14:05:50 +0000 UTC View PostGoodnight, sweetheart, sleep tight, wherever you are…
2021-06-21 04:02:08 +0000 UTC View PostSome dads messaged me “please give us a black and white today” so I made you a black and white cause I love you 🖤🤍🖤🤍
2021-06-21 02:02:20 +0000 UTC View PostSince you’ve chosen for me to be nude, I will sit down on your face. That’s how I wish you a happy Father’s Day? Right?
2021-06-21 00:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostOr maybe you prefer this outfit?
2021-06-20 22:04:33 +0000 UTC View PostHey mister! Yeah, you! You’ve got one hour left to post your best/worst dad jokes! Click the top pinned post on my profile page and put your joke in the comments. Costs nothing to enter, except maybe a little shame 😹😹
2021-06-20 21:07:25 +0000 UTC View PostIs this a good Father’s Day shirt? Or do you like my homemade one better??
2021-06-20 20:06:04 +0000 UTC View PostWishing everyone a great day, not just dads 😉😘
2021-06-20 18:06:20 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, I know its Father’s Day, but you what me to do WHATTTTT?!?) Haha,, I kid I’ll do anything you want 💋
2021-06-20 16:04:06 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t forget to tell me your best dad joke! Go to the contest post pinned at the top of my profile to enter! 💙💙💙
2021-06-20 15:05:26 +0000 UTC View Post