

You’ll have to make do with a selfie of my big wet butt tonight but I promise I’ll make it up to you first thing in the morning! I like to think of this place as an escape from everything where we can just be stupid and funny and horny together but I also don’t wanna post tonight like HEY GUYS I love being fucked in the ass when that already happened to me twice today. Once in the morning for breakfast and it was GREAT. And then once again in a not so great metaphorical sense when I got to my car and saw that someone had smashed the window and broken into it and took all my stuff. Who’s the dummie that left air pods and sunglasses in the car 🙋🏻♀️ YA GIRL. Anyway, that’s my real life of how today went so imma struggle to pretend everything’s fine when I’m feeling a little bummed (in both senses of the word), BUT imma come at you tomorrow with a selfie to make your jaw drop and your dick hard dw I gotchu.