🖤What's the exception, I get it, black is stylish, versatile, but why is it so insidious? Why is it that when I decide to be elegant in black, my thighs decide to turn into Jennifer Lopez? It's not fair! 🤔 I've been thinking maybe I should put some restrictions on this color in my closet. Like at the club🌐. The rest of the days I'll have fun dressing up in bright colors to make this "black conspiracy" experience fun and easy. What do you think? 😏