There is a video that goes with that last set of pics. And h..

There is a video that goes with that last set of pics. And here that video is. Let me know what you think. It's old, like 8 years ago. I don't think it's actively up anywhere, though, but I could be wrong.

Mandy. What's up with her? Well...who knows? She's painfully attractive in the oddest ways. She also might be a serial killer. So if I end up on the side of the road in a Hefty Bag...you know what happened. I'm just kidding. I'm just saying I wouldn't leave her alone with my dogs. That's how these things start. But again, she is so beautiful, which seems to make everything else that comes with her all good. I am still pinching myself every time I lick that perfect pussy of hers just to make sure I'm not dreaming. But, as someone asked earlier. Her pussy eating skills are hovering around the subpar level. Her fingering skills are not much better. The $100 nails/claws she has done every week don't help. It's okay. She's getting more fun to hang around with, and the truth is eating her clean is all I want to do. I do get off. I use my vibrator, and she uses a dildo and occasionally licks my clit. It gets the job done. I think she would ask to move in with me if she wasn't loaded. But...there is no way she will slum it with me. I don't have a maid.

Look, I take no pleasure in reporting this. Well, maybe a little bit. The people down the street who said I was running a whore house disguised as a porn studio have both been carted away today by the cops. She punched him, and he was so high on something that he swung at the cops. Cue the NFL highlight music as Brooke Tyler moves in for the moral win. It's funny. I never pictured this for them. They seemed so, I don't know, high up on the "Im superior" food chain. From now on, their new nickname shall be "The Convicts."

Do you want to know why I don't get in trouble like my hypocritical neighbors? I've thunk this here predicament out, said in a heavy southern drawl. Because I like to fuck. I don't fuck for a paycheck, and no drugs or trickery is required. I'm probably the one trying to get in your pants to begin with. I'm getting off track. Let's get back to the moral high ground here. Would I suck a guy's cock to pay the rent? If he was a hot hunk of man meat...you bet your ass I would. Because I like to fuck. But I don't rent, and I don't get myself into those types of situations. When I would do something questionable, I thought it through to avoid getting in trouble with Johnny Law. And it worked. Why? Because I was sober. As a closing thought...sucking a hot hunk of man meat cock for rent does sound tempting. I need to check into this fuck the landlord situation. I'm just saying.