The difficult thing about ordering takeout from a new place ..
Added 2025-07-17 00:43:04 +0000 UTCThe difficult thing about ordering takeout from a new place is that you never know if you're going to like what you get. Yesterday, I tried a new sandwich place. I got their pear, apple, and turkey sandwich -- very bougie. It was delicious, but it wasn't very long before my leggings started feeling tighter. I figured it was just bloating -- I do have a very sensitive stomach. As I was getting ready for bed later, I caught a glance of myself in the mirror and I could have sworn my ass was bigger than the day before. I went to bed anyway, assuming it was a product of my exhaustion, but when I woke up my ass was so much notably bigger that I couldn't deny it. I was going to wear this cute dress today, but I can't imagine it will fit over it...
