Ok ok, here’s another pic in my kitchen with no background blur… it’s kinda messy tbh, especially for a chef. But post vacation, I’m a scattered mess haha
2021-06-15 20:06:51 +0000 UTC View Post
With Father’s Day coming up, and after spending two weeks with my own father, I was thinking of having a dad joke competition, and the winner gets a prize, maybe a free month subscription, idk. My idea is you post your very best “worst” dad joke and then on Sunday I’ll pick my favourite. ❌❌ Don’t start posting them yet!❌❌ I’ll make an official post for it, and I want you to put your joke in a comment. I think this will be funny for some of us, and also gives you transparency that this isn’t some fake competition where no one wins that I hear about. No, you don’t need to tip anything to enter. You’ll just post your joke and that’s it. You also don’t have to be a dad, or even a man. There’s no way for me to know anyway, and i don’t care, I just wanna have a laugh. And if you hate dad jokes, you can just scroll past. I’ll still have all my normal posts as well. Whichever makes me laugh the hardest wins. I think you can post more than once, if the jokes are good, but don’t spam the comments with some lame ass jokes you googled haha. Do y’all like this idea? It could be trash, idk 🤷🏻♀️
2021-06-15 19:13:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m doing some errands, but don’t worry, I’m not using my hands or taking my eyes off the road (before anyone yells at me haha) I want to know if y’all will see the one thing that stands out to me the most 🤔😜 Oh btw, hopefully hot sex date with my old flame tonight… it’s been a minute since we’ve seen each other, with all the craziness of school ending, vacations, etc. but cross your fingers for me that I get lucky tonight 🥰
2021-06-15 18:07:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m considering wearing this hat to work… most people won’t even notice but it could be amusing… and I am always in the market things that amuse me 😆
2021-06-15 16:06:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning from my shower to yours 💦😘
2021-06-15 14:07:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I just wanted to take a minute and remind y’all about all the scams going around… y’all know OnlyFans is the only platform where I message with fans, and other than an occasional PPV, I never ask you for tips or gifts or anything. Some of the scammers will pretend like they have a VIP or private way to chat with me, for extra money. These are all scams. I don’t do anything secret like that. You subscribe, we chat, for no extra money. I would never charge you extra money to chat with me or for exclusive pics or anything. I post all pics on my page, for all members. I occasionally send a PPV, maybe 2 a month, because members request it. I don’t pressure you to buy those either. If anyone tries to contact you on hangouts, WhatsApp, Snapchat they’re fake. I do not have any accounts on those platforms. I do not have vendmo or cash$app or anything like that either. I don’t ask you to send me money anywhere and I don’t have an Amazon wish list or ask for gift cards either. I hate talking about this, because it’s not fun, and I like to keep this page fun for everyone. But, I also can’t ignore this problem, and it makes me sad that people pretend to be me in order to scam my fans. If anyone contacts you or you see any imposter accounts, please send me a picture with the exact username and any chats where they might have asked you for money. I can send this info to my dmca firm and lawyers. It doesn’t help me to just tell me about the imposter, I need all the info to report it. Thanks ♥️♥️♥️
2021-06-15 02:03:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you take a morning shower or before bed?? Both? I seem to shower 1-3x a day, depending on my schedule, when I work out, etc. It wakes me up in the morning but then I hate going to bed smelling like a restaurant kitchen haha.
2021-06-15 00:03:28 +0000 UTC View Post
This one is for my feet guys… I hate my feet but love y’all so 🦶😘
2021-06-14 22:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh hey! I forgot to mention, I gotta make sure I get plenty of Vitamin D… you know, so I don’t get depressed and stuff.
2021-06-14 20:07:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s another view of my tan lines, if you’re interested in seeing it from behind? I think I have one or two assmen here??
2021-06-14 18:06:56 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s your Monday routine look like?? Now that school is out, mine will change. I’ll be busy running around to camps for my monsters and then going to the restaurant… and of course spending every free minute here with you 💖
2021-06-14 16:08:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Hope you have a great Monday and that you love my tan lines and crazy beach hair 😉😘
2021-06-14 14:12:31 +0000 UTC View PostSit down and relax with me… you can pull your pants down if you want… maybe rub your cock…
2021-06-14 02:34:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s the slightly more risqué version of a pic I posted on Instagram… thought you might like it??
2021-06-13 23:33:31 +0000 UTC View Post
This is my go Padres look. I think the offense woke up today!! ⚾️
2021-06-13 20:55:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Tell me, what do you do if you happen upon your best friend’s mom sunbathing nude?? Do you silently watch? Do you take out your cock and start rubbing it??
2021-06-13 19:19:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Even when it’s cloudy, the ocean breeze gives me life. At this point in my life I can’t imagine living far from it…
2021-06-13 16:07:20 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve been a good boy now? Okay then, here’s your reward…
2021-06-13 02:06:19 +0000 UTC View Post
This is my face. I think this is the face I make almost all of the time. Many people say it’s very intense, which I understand. I’m not always wearing a pretty bra, but that’s my face. Having a kinda funny (to me) dialogue on Instagram that started when I said I was surprised at how many people incorrectly use “your” and “you’re” and now it’s on to telling women to smile. Let me give y’all a hint. Don’t tell women to smile. Or to do anything else with their face. Most men don’t mean anything by it, but you should know that all women hate it. Most will just take it on the outside and quietly wince on the inside… but others of us will speak up. This example might help illustrate why we don’t like it: the dairy delivery guy for a restaurant I worked at for many years, would come in twice a week and say “you’re so much prettier when you smile” and after a while, I finally asked “why do you care what I’m doing with my face?” and he looked confused. I said “I am over here working, in chef clothes and no makeup, doing my job. Does it look like I’m trying to be pretty or impress someone? I’m only concerned with the work I’m doing. Does anyone ever tell YOU what to do with YOUR face?!” He looked very taken aback and I just shrugged my shoulders. Men- how often does someone tell you to smile? I would genuinely like to know.
2021-06-13 00:04:33 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s nap time I think… what’s your favourite thing to do while pretending to nap?? Can you guess what mine is?
2021-06-12 22:08:12 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s like when the carpet matches the drapes, except there’s no carpet 🤷🏻♀️
2021-06-12 20:07:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s another old pic of me and @mrspoindexter except by old, I mean when I first started my onlyfans old haha. We like to drink champagne together, among other things.
2021-06-12 18:08:18 +0000 UTC View Post
This is for those of you who ask if me and @mrspoindexter are really friends, and things like that. I totally understand the ask, especially cause many models do collabs and stuff. I’ve posted a few older pics of us, but this is the holy grail that I’ve been looking for. Neither of us are big on personal social media so looking for old pics is tricky. We met when pregnant with our second babies, who were born only 2 weeks apart. Then she decided to go ahead and have a 3rd, and I had a hysterectomy instead of another baby haha. This is from her baby shower for said 3rd baby. (The background is super blurred because we can’t show anyone on our pages who doesn’t have a model release form.)
2021-06-12 16:06:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning 😘 hope your weekend is off to a great start 💋
2021-06-12 14:06:37 +0000 UTC View Post
We can end the night like this… you can move my panties to the side, and spend a lot of time eating my juicy pussy… then you can follow me to the bedroom…
2021-06-12 02:04:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Come join me on the couch… we can share a gin and tonic and make out 💋
2021-06-12 00:05:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you like my tan lines?? I’ve been working really hard on them for you… it’s a lot of work ya know 😉🌞
2021-06-11 22:09:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m working very hard on my tan lines, for you. It’s exciting to lie on the beach and imagine you coming up behind me…
2021-06-11 20:08:57 +0000 UTC View Post
